dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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