I like to think it a success when the cops are called
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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