Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
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I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
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You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
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