Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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