Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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