normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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