the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
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Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
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Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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