The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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