ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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