i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Randomize
