last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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