My nipple is on Facebook.
Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
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my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
this must be what syphilis tastes like
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
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Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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