Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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