Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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