Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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