What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
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I would go down on you faster than GM stock
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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