last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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