i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
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