It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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