hotel room ftw
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
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i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
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Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
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