i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
My penis needs a shock collar
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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