just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
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