dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
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