I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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