I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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