Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
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