But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
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