His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
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He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
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If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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