hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
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