tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
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How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
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He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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