ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
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