I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
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I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
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I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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