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you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.

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(914): you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen. http://tfl.nu/cp2f

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(870): View more from Arkansas

just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.

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(870): just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here. http://tfl.nu/j596

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you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...

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(630): you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling... http://tfl.nu/h6kn

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I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.

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(407): I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test. http://tfl.nu/drd9

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My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.

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(972): My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B. http://tfl.nu/k9ee

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(224): View more from Illinois

She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.

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(224): She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg. http://tfl.nu/1lfx

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(575): View more from New Mexico

If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong

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(575): If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong http://tfl.nu/8y01

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(757): View more from Virginia

Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.

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(757): Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns. http://tfl.nu/p6ls

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(201): View more from New Jersey

I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.

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(201): I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay. http://tfl.nu/g3mb

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(707): View more from California

She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.

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(707): She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place. http://tfl.nu/aqji

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you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window

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(289): you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window http://tfl.nu/k0yo

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By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?

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(978): By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner? http://tfl.nu/55b6

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He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.

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(412): He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent. http://tfl.nu/lgq0

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Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.

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(818): Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC. http://tfl.nu/yps0

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(925): View more from California

Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.

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(925): Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this. http://tfl.nu/xd0j

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