Wow word travels fast.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
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well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
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Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.