oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Less talking, more tequila
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
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