It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
All the doctor said was why
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Randomize
