PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
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Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
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She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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