Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
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he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
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I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
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