if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
There's even glitter on my cock...
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