I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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