We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
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