we're blogging at a bar
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
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