Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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