butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
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pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
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At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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