Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
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I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
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I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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