5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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