Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
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