Don't you send me to vm
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
Randomize
