yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
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TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
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i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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