Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
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Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
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Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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