Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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