haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
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