I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Randomize
