I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
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so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
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I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
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