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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
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finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
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he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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