Kiss
Puke
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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