So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
Randomize
