If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
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